Why the internet will never catch on

Yeah, I know, a few people have access to the Internet, but it's really not viable for the long term, and here's why:

1. As predicted years ago, computers are so huge and expensive, only movie stars and presidents can afford them
2. It's extremely expensive and hard to get published
3. There seems to be a lack of porno available on the net
4. How can someone in Texas communicate with some one from New York or Arizona or Pennsylvania, much less Australia and the UK?
5. Only experienced and published writers have anything interesting to say, so that's why newspapers have and always will be the main source of info
6. Al Gore really invented this thing for himself and the Chi-Coms only

There you have it, 6 irrefutable reasons why this intranet thing just won't work.