BF Mike Moore: He's a star in France

Longtime fatass filmmaker and legendary buffet wrecker Mike Moore is getting big ups for his latest film: "Sicko", a scathing documentary about the U.S. health care system and its shortcomings. At the Cannes Film Festival in France, the bloated and gaseous Moore can hardly get around without being mobbed. Let me get this straight, people in France are on board with criticizing the U.S.? No...fucking...way!!! Hey, Mike: Stop eating box carcass beef sandwiches, and mix in a salad as well as a movie that doesn't rip the greatest nation in the history of ever. While I'm at it, hey, Francophiles: You are able to smoke, eat sticks of butter, be bisexual as all get out, and make the practice of bathing optional, because WE liberated your asses twice. It's basically over for you France as as a super power, as you will be known as North Morocco in a few years, while we in the U.S. are in our prime. Accept it.