Wednesday, May 16, 2007

CM's Top 5 Law and Order characters

I'm talking about the original franchise, not the SUV or any other D'Nofrio spin off.

1. Det. Lenny Briscoe - (Jerry Orbach) - the self styled king of the wise crack, the show was built on his experience and lifesmack
2. Assist. DA Jack McCoy - (Sam Waterston) - This dude wins 99 out of 100 cases and unlike the rotating LTs (Dann Florek and S.Epatha Merkeson) he hates all perps
3. Det. Joe Fontana - (Dennis Farina) - They should have kept this cat around longer, with his $1700 shirts and $125,000 cars (on a $50,000 salary) he uses tricknology to get what he wants from perps and witnesses alike
4. D A Arthur Branch - (Fred Thompson) - What else can you say about the Tennessee sour mash swilling Branch other than the irrefutable fact that he...is...awesome....I also love how he pronounces McCoy Mack Coy
5. Det. Mike Logan - (Chris Noth) - If Florek would stop nervousing all the time, Logan would solve every case. Not only that, if you kill his partner, he will draw down on you to get a confession

Editor's Note: Angie Harmon, Carey Lowell and Anne Parisse are all very good lookin', but the hottest L&A alum is the very lesbian Elizabeth Rohm

4 comments:

X said...

Hey Dick Wolf. How about Elizabeth Rohm and Carey Lowell in Law & Order: Special Lipstick Lesbian Unit. On Spice Network

Crassius Maximus said...

mmmmmmmmmmm

Los said...

Nope ... never watched it. Gimme the sitcoms, dammit!!!!

El Padrino said...

i watch L&W all the time

dun-dun

i like Meloni on SVU
and ICE T cracks me up

Gomer Pyle on Criminal Intent is good too