That's right folks it's time for Douche of the week, the deuce's spin on other cyber-segments such as A-hole of the week, Genius to Moron, Jackass of the week, and countless others. There are many candidates so let's get to them:
1. Nancy Pelosi - Her hoo bangin' tour of the middle east was an abject failure on many levels
2. Danny Fortson - The Seattle Supersonics player who missed a road trip because he was afraid the abscess in his tooth would explode on the team plane, sending pus flying all over the cabin
3. Don Imus - The unfunniest man in radio shows us all why he is so unfunny referring to the Rutgers women's basketball team as a "bunch of nappy headed hos"
4. Rick Gosselin - The Dallas Morning News NFL beat writer for doing a story on how NFL scouts love the 4 year starter on the O-line in the Sunday, April 8th Dallas Morning News sports section, 9 days AFTER CM's March 30th NFL draft post which ended with the statement "NFL scouts love the 4 year starter at O-line"
And the winner is : Rick Gosselin, the plagiarizing Dallas Morning News beat writer and Jammy 2 reader who obviously knows where to steal his draft insight from.
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2 comments:
damn lurkers
Get Gosselin on a plane, I'll spit pus on him
Sincerely, D.Fortson
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