Friday, August 1, 2008

RGoodell: "I am third"


Among notable commissioners, Roger Goodell very graciously had ranked himself third. "First, of course, is National Minor League Football ( www.nmlf.org ) commish, Crassius Maximus, what with his decisive, dynamic stylings."
"Second, no doubt, is Xerxes, commissioner of the fledging PGKL, or Persian God King League. "
"Which, obviously, leaves me third, as I'm way better than Stern or Selig."



5 comments:

El Padrino said...

if your not first your last roger

X said...

Xerxes, could you pass the ice chips please?

Anonymous said...

you've revealed your identity and I'm not so sure about those rankings

Anonymous said...

This is a bogus list!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm gay!