Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Election 2000 Flashback


MLB World Series Program: "What do you think of domed stadiums?"



"Gore: 'The design and construction of domed stadiums - in Seattle (the Kingdome was the first free-standing current dome ever built), Houston (the Astrodome was the first stadium to use astroturf) and Minnesota (the Metrodome is the only stadium in the USA whose roof is suspended without beams or rods - it's supported by air pressure), for example - have been feats of architectural and engineering excellence. But the real measure of any stadium, domed or otherwise, is how much fun you have inside.'


"Bush: 'I like to go to baseball games outside.'"




As to the significance of all this, leave it (as usual) to the foreigners:


"It's an astonishing document, isn't it?" (Tim) Blair wrote. "Baseball has provided the character analysis all those debates merely hinted at. Gore = egocentric blowhard. Bush = Gump-like savant."



4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I demand a recount

Anonymous said...

me too

Anonymous said...

thirded

X said...

people thought it was funny cuz gore was so wordy. i thought it was funny cuz gore got every fact he cited wrong.