Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Head on back to Batavia, Bills fan

The Cowboys beat the Bills in Buffalo last night, despite the overwhelming stench of Brut and the incredible number of IROC Z-28s in the parking lot. The 'Boys got a 53 yard FG as time expired from rookie kicker Nick Folk, a 6th round draft pick discovered by the Cowboys director of scouting Jeff Ireland, himself a former kicker at Baylor. Folk was banging them through from 58 yards in warmups, and came through twice in the clutch, after Bills coach Richard Jauron tried to ice him with a last second time out. Hey Bills fan: Just because your team wears red, white and blue, the Cowboys are the real America's Team. Click clack, bitch.

4 comments:

X said...

This game was over the moment the Bills punter went apeshit on the fake punt. When he did it again a minute later, it was destined to be a spectacular loss. The Football Gods are angry, vengeful gods and don't like kickers shitting where they eat, so they fucked with Billsfan. The "We've been waiting 13 years for this" poster didn't help either.

El Padrino said...

no bizness winning that game

the buffalo crowd was great though, fun game to watch

Crassius Maximus said...

Yes, and Yes.

Anonymous said...

41-38....Bills over The Oilers...


"Don't Mess with TEXAS"


Thanx,

Wade..