Friday, October 5, 2007

Carpet Bombing from an A/P warrior

Dre' Woodson looked pretty average in last night's loss to the SC 'Cocks....He'll still make a mint in the NFL...The Phillies were hot enough to catch the Mets, but the luck of the draw put them in against the hottest team in the sports universe, The Colorado Rockies....The Phils are down 0-2, but it still ain't over tho'....Indians' pitcher C.C. Sabathia (a super TE prospect in high school at 6-7) can eat all the bacon he wants, when the tribe hits like they did last night...Me thinks the Yanks are in trouble....The Chinese are trying to poison the U.S. with their lead paint based imports, prompting massive recalls....Hey ChiComs:most of us grew up on lead-based paint, chewing number 2 pencils in school all the while, so you need to be focusing on bowl production not only for rice consumption, but for use in do-it-yourself moe haircuts....Harry "Dingy" Reid's (D-Nevada) resolution demanding an apology from Rush Limbaugh is a big waste of time, as, a)Limbaugh didn't say what was alleged, and b)Rush is kind of a blowhard anyway, so this just plays into his pub seeking hands...It's the weekend everybody, so if you happen to be at a party with an Oklahoma fan, get him/her so drunk that they pass out and then..Skim back yer dick and T-Bag 'em!....Maximoos out

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

You can't win Mack!!!!!

El Padrino said...

i like the recap

it's like mango salsa

Crassius Maximus said...

It's mango salsa-esque!

Or CM's quick hits

Or 100 mph's Jus Sayin'

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

The Deuce is anti Asian!!

Anonymous said...

here's how you do it:

if you like to make poison dogfood so you can eat the dead dogs....you might have a moe haircut.

Los said...

Ah, the Phils had a good run ... but there is no substitute for a hot team with good pitching in the playoffs. Time to start rooting for the Tribe!