Texas Tech 34, No. 3 Oklahoma 27: Erastus celebrates by beating up a landscape worker!

It's sheer bedlam in the house of Deuce contributor erastii, as his belov'd Red Raiders have slapped the OU Sooners, thus ending their title hopes. Word has it, he spilled into the New Mexico night armed with an automatic weapon aimed skyward, wearing only cowboy boots, a zorro mask and a cowboy hat, holding a half full bottle of tequila. One can only hope that his massive, hanging gulliver at least partially shrouded his helicoptering west Texas crank.