Tuesday, June 19, 2007

CM rates the Hollywood QBs

No, they're not pussies, X. This is ol' #8's rundown of the QBs you see on TV or in th' movies.



The Good:

Lucas Black (Mike Winchell) - Friday Night Lights - Odessa used its QB more for running and leadership, but when Black had to throw, he was good

Peter Dante (Gee Grenouille) - The Waterboy - The dude seems like a decent athlete and his mechanics were solid

Adam Sandler (Paul Crewe) - The Longest Yard - He brought in former USC QB Sean Salisbury to help and it showed. Not great velocity, but his mechanics were good, and he threw spirals

Kip Pardue (Ronnie Bass) - Remember The Titans - Again, TC Williams didn't throw much, but Pardue had the goods. Best release of the Hollywood types

Leon (Shadow) - All The Right Moves - This dude looks like he could actually play. If you saw him shoot jumpers in Flamingo Kid, you know what kind of athlete he is. The best overall of the bunch, hands down

Now the bad:

Jerry O'Connell (Frank Cushman) - Jerry Maguire - Brutal. Absolutely awful. Horrible release, looks like it hurt to throw the football

Chris Wiehl (Derek McConnell) - Playmakers - Putrid, the worst of the bunch. I don't know how he even got the ball airborne with that release. No arm strength at all

Keanu Reeves (Shane Falco) - The Replacements - Po-Thetic. This guy was so bad that they rarely showed his entire set up and delivery on camera. The Jeff George of Hollywood QBs



Now, O'Connell and company would tell you that ol' CM ain't much of an actor (I had non speaking parts in a commercial and music video), but that ain't what we're talkin' about here, damnit!

7 comments:

El Padrino said...

you mentioned remember the titans and i know he got hurt but what about Rev?

and what about Jamie Foxx / Dennis Quaid? (Any Given Sunday?)

cmon!

Crassius Maximus said...

Rev didn't throw a pass the whole movie; Foxx played QB at Terrell (Tx.) High, so he should be good, as did Quaid in Houston. It's kind of a rating system for non-QB actors playing QB in the movie/TV show. I didn't rate BReynolds (the first longest yard and semi tough) cuz he played at FSU.

El Padrino said...

i sit corrected.

rev ran a mean fake 23 blast though

Crassius Maximus said...

Rev. is the kind of moral cat you need to play the QB position, not some pot smoking, skirt chasing, druken Irish thug.

Sincerly, CMaximus and Steve Smoker

Anonymous said...

How 'bout Mac Davis as D Merideth in North Dallas Forty?

Mama en Fuego said...

See, I never would have noticed that stuff, but then again, I'm not a football player although I have tackled a few guys in my time but that's different post all together.

Crassius Maximus said...

I prefer to remember Mac For "Lay Lady Lay".