Friday, December 26, 2008

Whale Wars makes me want to pull for the whalers

Pictured to the left is Capt. Paul Wilson, the "star" of the Animal Planet series Whale Wars. A little background on P-dub tells us that he is an animal rights activist, former member of the Canadian Coast Guard, and a vegetarian (Right. Next, you'll tell me Lorne Greene is not a Mexican). In addition to loving animals, dude has some views on humans as well. Paul-dub thinks that no community should exceed 20,000 people, and the world should only have 1 billion inhabitants at the most. Only those proven to be environmentalists would be allowed to have children, under ol' Paulie's system. Whale Wars is a show which documents the attempts of PWilson and his followers to disrupt whaling activities at any cost. Now, I don't think that whaling is a good practice, but nor do I think that risking human life to stop it is a good move. Captain Wilson disagrees. Watch the show and see how this fat, Canadian faggot sends young members of his crew on life and freedom risking "missions" to "save the whales". I even saw an episode where they had two crew members actually board a Jap whaling boat to deliver a "stop whaling message", and the Japs took the crew members prisoner. After the Japanese and Aussie Governments negotiated the release of the crew, contingent on Wilson meeting the Japs in pre-set location, fat ass fell asleep and left his first mate in charge. His first mate (some dude named Brown) turns out to be a bigger faggot than Wilson. This cocksucker orders the ship to change course en route to the pick-up, to, get this, fuck with the Japs who had just dropped off the crew to an Aussie customs ship, and carry out a dangerous "night mission". While doing so, they lost track of the smaller boat they use to disrupt the whalers (which was carrying 4 humans as well), and then nightfall came. It was only by sheer luck that they did not lose them. When the hostages were returned, Wilson wouldn't even leave the bridge to be the first to shake their hands. Nice. Fat ass Captain Wilson and faggot First Mate Brown make me wish that the Japs would harpoon them. Watch the show and see how these magicians pull off the neat trick of making Jap whalers seem downright fucking sympathetic.

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