Smoke up, Wang

Or should I say, "Herro, got a right?" By 2010, Cancer will overtake heart disease as the number one cause of death, in large part due to the increase in smoking in China and India. These people, much like U.S. Americans, have discovered the unbridled joy of smoking squares. Let 'em smoke, I say. Smoking, eating red meat and driving smoke billowing Studebakers are part of the growth of a nation. Let's get behind the tobacco industry and the oil industry, and sell these good people the products they so richly deserve. It'll be a boost to the economy,and much like the Native Americans appreciated the white man introducing tobacco and alcohol to them, so will their Asian counterparts. America. We can do anything, if we put our minds to it.