Saturday, September 6, 2008

Crassius Maximus named head coach of SVAA Hurricanes

In a move designed to take the SVAA to another level, Crassius Maximus was named head coach of the Lake Highlands Hurricanes. The 'Canes are a flag football team comprised of 8 year olds, in the Lake Highlands (Dallas) area. Look for CM to institute elements of the West Coast Offense, the Spread Offense, and the GSOT offense, employed by the St. Louis Rams of the early 2000's. In an unrelated story, the 'Canes have named Crassius Maximus III, (of Troy), the frontrunner for the starting QB, WR, RB, FS and KR positions. Stay tuned to the Deuce for updates on 'Cane football this fall.

3 comments:

Los said...

Crass, this is the first step in what is sure to be a very legendary coaching career.

Crassius Maximus said...

Or complete failure...

X said...

defensively contain the runs frm going wide and force them back to the middle. watch out for reverses.

offensively try to get wide of containment and burn them with reverses.