Wednesday, September 3, 2008

CM's NFL Best


The best in the show, as of right now:
Passer - Peyton Manning - Indy - pretty obvious pick here. On the rise: David Garrard - Jax.; Tony Romo - Dallas
Runner - LaDanian Thomlinson -SD - Speed and power. On the rise: Marion Barber - Dallas
Blocker - Alan Faneca - NY Jets - Best for the past 3 years and running. On the rise: Joe Thomas Cle.
Receiver- Braylon Edwards - Cle. - Perfect routes, great feet and hands, the prototype. On the rise: Andre Johnson - Hou.
D-Lineman - Kevin Williams - SD - The best one technique player in the game. On the rise: Mario Williams - Hou.
Linebacker - DeMarcus Ware - Dal. - Great pass rusher, do-it-all type. On the rise: Lofa Tatupu - Sea.
Safety - Bob Sanders - Indy. - Terrific against the run and pass. On the rise: Atari Bigby - GB
Cornerback - Champ Bailey - Den. - Until proven otherwise. On the rise: Marcus Trufant - Sea.
Coach: Tony Dungy - Ind. Smart and classy, unlike some cheaters we know. On the rise: Mike Tomlin - Pitt.
There you have it. No Ogden, No Peppers, No Owens or Moss, and No Joey Porter. The NFL truly means Not for long.

3 comments:

X said...

what, no JewPep?

Crassius Maximus said...

Read the whole post sir.

Crassius Maximus said...

No Ogden, Moss, Owens or Joey Porter either.