Presidential candidate Mike Gravel (Alaska), said that the Spartans were trained to be homosexual, in order to foster deep feelings of devotion to one another on the battlefield. Gravel, you douche. If that was the case then a gay person could be untrained as well, right? Given the success of the Spartans, why not make the "training" standard in the armed forces? Mikey, love in the foxhole just complicates things. A soldier has an objective, a cold blooded one at that, and adding extra emotions is just stupid. Hey, Alaskan dude: Stop calling Spartans "homos", and stop coming up with poor battlefield ideas. Friday, August 10, 2007
Mike Gravel: The Spartans were gay!
Presidential candidate Mike Gravel (Alaska), said that the Spartans were trained to be homosexual, in order to foster deep feelings of devotion to one another on the battlefield. Gravel, you douche. If that was the case then a gay person could be untrained as well, right? Given the success of the Spartans, why not make the "training" standard in the armed forces? Mikey, love in the foxhole just complicates things. A soldier has an objective, a cold blooded one at that, and adding extra emotions is just stupid. Hey, Alaskan dude: Stop calling Spartans "homos", and stop coming up with poor battlefield ideas. 
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Hey, crazy old dude! Google much? Get your history straight. It wasn't the 300 Spartans, it was the 300 Thebans that were gay.
Onion belt buckles rule!!
Sincerely, MGravel
OTH, they were all Greek. *cough*
Geez, what the hell are they drinking in Alaska, anyway?
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