Palin/Autry 2012

That's right. Once BHO wins on Tuesday, the focus will shift to 2012. Fresno CA. mayor Alan "Bubba" Autry will have won the California Guber race, and he'll fit nicely on the GOP ticket with Palin. Remember, you heard it here first.

NMLF: Steadily gettin' bigger

Dallas, N.Texas, Wichita Falls, Plano, Arlington, Grand Prairie, San Angelo, Austin, Round Rock, Edinburgh, Brownsville, Corpus Christi, S.Texas, San Antonio, Fort Worth, Hope (Ark.), Shawnee (OK), Norman (OK), and coming soon: Houston, Waller County, Fort Bend, Victoria, Louisiana and Kingsville. These are the franchises in National Minor League Football. As the commish, I'm juiced. The NMLF: Join the chase for the Magnum Cup!

Positive Economic News: Baby Boomer Deaths Could Fuel Funeral Industry Golden Age

Though dipping slightly over the last several years, and expected to be stagnant for several more, the death rate of about 8.1 per 1,000 people is expected to inch significantly upward sometime in the next decade and eventually go as high as 10.9. The exact dates are tough to pinpoint because of the size of the generation and medical advances.

The End Of An Error

MillerCoors Ends Production of Zima
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MILWAUKEE (AP) — MillerCoors LLC says goodbye to Zima.

The joint venture between SABMiller's U.S. unit and Molson Coors Brewing Co. told distributors in a letter Monday that production of the malt liquor beverage was discontinued as of Oct. 10.

Chief San Francisco Marketing Officer Andy England says the decision was due to weakness in the "malternative" segment and declining consumer interest.

He says distributors can get remaining Zima inventories most likely through December.

Distributors are being asked to put products from caffeinated alcoholic beverage Sparks on retail store shelves to make up for Zima's absence.

The brand came to the joint venture from Molson Coors and the Broadway production of Lease.

See you on Wednesday!

When NFL teams win a game the coach sometimes in the post game speech will say: "See you on Wednesday!" Which means, job well done, you get 2 days off for your efforts. I just heard on the radio that the Cowboys will resume practice on Wednesday this week. WHAT THE FUCK?!?! WHY?!? GOTDAMNITT!!! PHILLIPS YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKING LOSER, WHY ARE YOU GIVING THEM 2 DAYS OFF AFTER THAT FUCKING DISPLAY? THEY SHOULD BE PRACTICING ON SUNDAY FUCKING NIGHT!!!!!

He's A Man! He's 18!

Griffin Breaks Mike Gundy Record For Passes Without Pick


STILLWATER, Okla. (AP) — Baylor quarterback Robert Griffin III set a Bowl Subdivision record on Saturday for the most pass attempts to start a career without an interception by a freshman.

Griffin was 15 of 27 for 162 yards in the Bears' 34-6 loss at Oklahoma State, extending his streak of passes without an interception to 155.

Oklahoma State's Head Coach 41 Year Old Man Mike Gundy set the former record of 138 during his freshman season in 1986. Gundy is now in his fourth season as the Cowboys' coach and 2nd year as self declared man.

Wade Phillips: Loser

It just didn't work out. Wade has always been a loser, and always will. But hey, he's a rich loser.