Friday, March 23, 2007

The world still sucks after all

Well, well. Look at this. it turns out at least 1/2 of my little feel good story "Every now and then you get some GOOD news", turned out to be a hoax. Apparently, the two lil' tramps from Terrell, Tx., weren't abducted after all, but just missed curfew, so going to the "we were kidnapped" card, and involving local law enforcement was the best way to salvage the situation. Well done. Hey, small town hookers: Don't come to Dallas and get tricked out of your panties, miss curfew, and then start a statewide search, just to avoid your old man's wrath. Stay in Terrell, as I'm sure there are many lil' a-holes willing to talk your pants down, and you won't have to miss curfew.

4 comments:

X said...

The moral of this story is Dallas is a place where you lose your panties.

Mama en Fuego said...

See little biatches like that should have to pay back the state 200% of what was spent....after they are flogged repeatedly with bamboo.

Los said...

Gotta admore the resourcefulness of those little bit..., I mean tykes.

Crassius Maximus said...

Yes. Nekid Bamboo spanking, restricted only to the buttocks, and televised.