X celebrates his 50th birthday with a pint as 39 yr. old CM looks on

Happy 50th birthday X!!!!

Italian Spiderman Movie missing, investigation opened

That, and I'm not 40 yet, Goddamnit!!!

The Deuce Photo Gallery

This one's called: Drunken McDago meats Spanish Princess.

Eight Belles, JTheismann, Ty Prothro and the dude in the Hawaiian shirt at Caddo

Myself, Erastus and X headed east to the motocross Mecca that is Caddo Mills Sunday, and here are few highlights: First, X happened upon a couple of four-wheelin' MILFS who had gotten stuck in the mud, and quickly offered to help. Using super human strength, we lifted the ass-end of one out of the mud, and X was able to drive it to dry ground. The other was in about 3 feet of water, so I jetted back to the trail, only to see X wading into the water after it. As I left, I thought "man, X is a good dude to try so hard to help". Of course X later told me that he thought maybe a quick prick suck from the MILFS was forthcoming, which explained his extended efforts. Later, back at base camp, X saw a dude in street clothes on a large dirt bike lose control in first gear, and I myself snickered a bit, only to learn later that the dude bit the dust attempting a jump on the track. Turns out he fractured both legs. Erastus actually saw the dude laid out and said he saw the bone had broken the skin at both ankles. Below average. They helicoptered the dude to a Dallas hospital, and what's interesting to note here, was the hotness of the blond copter pilot. Alas, no prick suck was in order when she showed up either. Let's go inside the numbers: Wrecks: Crass 1, Eras 1, the flamboyantly gay X , zero. Blow Jobs: Crass: 0, X :0, Erastus: 0. Compound fractures: The Deuce Crew: 0, Hawiian shirt guy: 2. A good time had by most.

Crass takes up smokin'

Erastus sez: "I wish he'd take up buyin' 'em"

Crass and Erass emit some greenhouse gasses

In some universes, fat = power.

"Goddamnit, I'm not fuckin' dead, you assholes!!"

After X's Earl Weaver post, (Manager's Corner, a few posts south of this one) I remember sayin', "Ol' Earl's dead and gone, right?", to which X replied: "Yes". Well Earl is a big-time blogger, and wanted to let me and X and "any other fuckin' cocksucker out there" know that he is alive and well at age 77....That, and to "go fuckin' fuck yourselves, you fuckin' fucks!" Earl, you're a class act.

Backlash: No, not just a wrestling pay per view

It's coming. The backlash to the global warming cult is coming. From where, you say? Fat bastards, those in the transportation business, those in the cable TV/Satellite business, carpet cleaners, appliance techs, people in California, Texas and places like Jacksonville, Fla. where a car is necessary to subsist. This $4 a gallon gas garbage is a test to see if people will go for 5 and 6 dollar a gallon gas in order to pay for (via taxes) all of the liberal programs that address the hoax that is global warming. If it's hot: blame global warming, if it's cool: (like it was in the summer of 2007) blame global warming, if there are hurricanes, it's because of global warming, even though noted meteorologists have said that increased temps REDUCE the chance of hurricanes. CO2 emissions are the principle ingredient of "harmful greenhouse gases" so by that logic, all humans should reduce these emissions. In other words,stop breathing and DIE, because as we all know, the world would be a better place with out humans.