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MillerCoors Ends Production of Zima
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MILWAUKEE (AP) — MillerCoors LLC says goodbye to Zima.

The joint venture between SABMiller's U.S. unit and Molson Coors Brewing Co. told distributors in a letter Monday that production of the malt liquor beverage was discontinued as of Oct. 10.

Chief San Francisco Marketing Officer Andy England says the decision was due to weakness in the "malternative" segment and declining consumer interest.

He says distributors can get remaining Zima inventories most likely through December.

Distributors are being asked to put products from caffeinated alcoholic beverage Sparks on retail store shelves to make up for Zima's absence.

The brand came to the joint venture from Molson Coors and the Broadway production of Lease.

See you on Wednesday!

When NFL teams win a game the coach sometimes in the post game speech will say: "See you on Wednesday!" Which means, job well done, you get 2 days off for your efforts. I just heard on the radio that the Cowboys will resume practice on Wednesday this week. WHAT THE FUCK?!?! WHY?!? GOTDAMNITT!!! PHILLIPS YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKING LOSER, WHY ARE YOU GIVING THEM 2 DAYS OFF AFTER THAT FUCKING DISPLAY? THEY SHOULD BE PRACTICING ON SUNDAY FUCKING NIGHT!!!!!

He's A Man! He's 18!

Griffin Breaks Mike Gundy Record For Passes Without Pick


STILLWATER, Okla. (AP) — Baylor quarterback Robert Griffin III set a Bowl Subdivision record on Saturday for the most pass attempts to start a career without an interception by a freshman.

Griffin was 15 of 27 for 162 yards in the Bears' 34-6 loss at Oklahoma State, extending his streak of passes without an interception to 155.

Oklahoma State's Head Coach 41 Year Old Man Mike Gundy set the former record of 138 during his freshman season in 1986. Gundy is now in his fourth season as the Cowboys' coach and 2nd year as self declared man.

Wade Phillips: Loser

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SCIENCE: Space Smells Of Steak Says NASA

OUTER SPACE smells of fried steak, scientists revealed yesterday.

The universe also has an aroma of hot metal and motorbike welding, NASA experts said.

Astronauts reported the bizarre scents on their suits when they returned from space walks.

Why Isn't This Game On TV? I Guess T Boone Pickens Hasn't Given Oklahoma State Enough $ To Afford StillwaterVision

This is the 27th meeting between Baylor and Oklahoma State. The Cowboys lead the all-time series 14-12 after Oklahoma State’s 45-14 victory last season in Waco. Baylor is 5-8 against Oklahoma State in games played at Stillwater, but the Bears have not won at OSU since 1939 (13-0) and have lost six straight — all coming since the inception of the Big 12 Conference.

The Bears and Cowboys first met Oct. 25, 1914, with OSU blanking Baylor 60-0. The Bears won the next nine meetings before a 20-7 Cowboy victory in 1972. In 1974, an 0-2 Baylor team knocked off 12th-ranked Oklahoma State at Floyd Casey Stadium. That win started an 8-1 stretch to close the regular season for the Bears in a season that culminated with a Southwest Conference championship.

The NCAA ranks the Bears’ schedule as the nation’s eighth-toughest. Baylor’s Division I FBS opponents currently have a 44-20 combined record against Division I FBS opponents.

All three Baylor losses this season have come against teams ranked in the Associated Press Top 25 and the USA Today Coaches’ Poll at some point this season, including two on the day of the game and two currently.

Baylor currently is in a six-game stretch with four games against teams ranked No. 12 nationally or higher with three games against teams ranked in the top 10.

Baylor ranks 18th nationally and second in the Big 12 in rushing (206.2 ypg)

The Bear's freshman QB Robert Griffin ranks 14th nationally in passing efficiency (157.70), and he is 29th nationally in total offense (255.0 ypg).

Griffin ranks seventh nationally in rushing yards per game among quarterbacks, ninth among freshmen, third among true freshmen and first among freshmen quarterbacks.

Saturday 2PM CDT Internet Audio: Live broadcast stream at BaylorBears.com right after Deep End Sports

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