Fail Whores makes me want to pull for the Lions

Pictured to the left is Dallas Cowboys coach Wade Phillips. A little background on him tells us that he is 51-29 as a head coach, but winless in the playoffs. Phillips is the "star" of an ongoing show called Fail Whores: The story of the 2007 and 2008 Dallas Cowboys. Phillips leads a team of petulant, young NFLers with a sense of entitlement, and does so with a laid back, non-caring style. I even saw one episode where he wanted the punt team to go onto the field, yet was waved off by his QB, a con man of the highest order, who has used hype instead of action to get big money and chicks. Even the likable characters on this show, such as DeMarcus Ware, have lobbied for individual awards, while in the face of constant losing and failure to meet team goals. I wish team owner and show producer Jerry Jones would harpoon that fat-ass coach of his and get the ship righted before it's too late.

Whale Wars makes me want to pull for the whalers

Pictured to the left is Capt. Paul Wilson, the "star" of the Animal Planet series Whale Wars. A little background on P-dub tells us that he is an animal rights activist, former member of the Canadian Coast Guard, and a vegetarian (Right. Next, you'll tell me Lorne Greene is not a Mexican). In addition to loving animals, dude has some views on humans as well. Paul-dub thinks that no community should exceed 20,000 people, and the world should only have 1 billion inhabitants at the most. Only those proven to be environmentalists would be allowed to have children, under ol' Paulie's system. Whale Wars is a show which documents the attempts of PWilson and his followers to disrupt whaling activities at any cost. Now, I don't think that whaling is a good practice, but nor do I think that risking human life to stop it is a good move. Captain Wilson disagrees. Watch the show and see how this fat, Canadian faggot sends young members of his crew on life and freedom risking "missions" to "save the whales". I even saw an episode where they had two crew members actually board a Jap whaling boat to deliver a "stop whaling message", and the Japs took the crew members prisoner. After the Japanese and Aussie Governments negotiated the release of the crew, contingent on Wilson meeting the Japs in pre-set location, fat ass fell asleep and left his first mate in charge. His first mate (some dude named Brown) turns out to be a bigger faggot than Wilson. This cocksucker orders the ship to change course en route to the pick-up, to, get this, fuck with the Japs who had just dropped off the crew to an Aussie customs ship, and carry out a dangerous "night mission". While doing so, they lost track of the smaller boat they use to disrupt the whalers (which was carrying 4 humans as well), and then nightfall came. It was only by sheer luck that they did not lose them. When the hostages were returned, Wilson wouldn't even leave the bridge to be the first to shake their hands. Nice. Fat ass Captain Wilson and faggot First Mate Brown make me wish that the Japs would harpoon them. Watch the show and see how these magicians pull off the neat trick of making Jap whalers seem downright fucking sympathetic.

Sammy Baugh: He'd dog cuss ya

Samuel Adrian Baugh. The Slinger. Sammy Baugh passed away in Rotan, Texas yesterday at the age of 94. With all due respect to Red Grange, Sammy was the first superstar in the early days of the NFL. As a QB, he completed 70% of his passes in a season, a record that stands today. As a punter, he averaged 51 yards a kick, and in a 14-6 win in the NFL Title game over the Bears, he hit an 85 yard punt to help keep the Bears from getting a short field. As a defensive back, he was the first player to intercept 4 passes in a single game. In addition to that, he was drafted by the St. Louis Cardinals as a shortstop. He made a whopping $8,000 his rookie year (unheard of at the time). In today's game, I think he'd get $150 million over 7 years, with about 60 mil. guaranteed. Asked about today's game, the Slinger said: "It's a pussy game. Too much protectin' of the ballcarrier." Sad to see ya go, Slinger, rest in peace.

Not just a big dude, but a decent writer too

No, Not me. My road dawg Lo"L-Train" Watts (pictured here next to the large cranked former drop linebacker/DE CM) did a post over at www.deependsports.blogspot.com about the floundering Cowboys and the fat ass they call head coach, and the shit is good stuff. Check it out, the kid can write a little.

Smoke up, Wang

Or should I say, "Herro, got a right?" By 2010, Cancer will overtake heart disease as the number one cause of death, in large part due to the increase in smoking in China and India. These people, much like U.S. Americans, have discovered the unbridled joy of smoking squares. Let 'em smoke, I say. Smoking, eating red meat and driving smoke billowing Studebakers are part of the growth of a nation. Let's get behind the tobacco industry and the oil industry, and sell these good people the products they so richly deserve. It'll be a boost to the economy,and much like the Native Americans appreciated the white man introducing tobacco and alcohol to them, so will their Asian counterparts. America. We can do anything, if we put our minds to it.

Same as it ever was....

Longhorn fan is upset about the recent BCS goings on, what with OU jumping them in the standings thanks to a 20 point beating of 12th ranked Oklahoma State on Saturday. UT has a point, sort of, with them beating OU by 2 scores on a neutral field earlier this year. Earlier is the key word here, however, and in this case timing is everything. It has kind of always been the case, dating back to the days of the polls in the olden days. Lose early and you can fade it by getting on a roll late, like OU did. So the new system is a lot like the old system ( I could have used a Roger Daltry Jpeg for this post, but DByrne called me last week bitching about his lack of exposure on the Deuce), which underscores the need for a playoff system. Scheduling is not a problem, and money isn't either, as this thing could be wrapped up by late January. You could still use the bowl system (as sites for the games), and with 16 teams, the issue would be settled. Some would argue that the current system does not need to be more "NFL-like", as the difference is what makes college football what it is: unique. Whichever side you come out on, no one cares about the bitching, only who comes out on top in the long run.