Tech vs. OU: Take Tech and the points

6 and 1/2 is a lot to give Texas Tech, and even though I think OU wins Saturday, Tech doesn't need that much help to cover. That line should be 3 and 1/2. Of course at that, I wouldn't wager a dime, as this should be a tight game. 6 and 1/2? What is Vegas thinking?

Don't count the boys in blue out just yet

The 'Boys got a big one last night, thanks to Marion Barber and that defense. They knocked 'Skins QB Jason Cambell on his ass, and shut D.C.'s run game down. I know Giant fan thinks they slapped Dallas around two weeks ago, but that was without our #1 corner, QB, backup RB (who averages 9 yards a carry) and a Pro Bowl left guard. That's like beating a fucking strike team. We're getting those dudes back, and regardless of what stupid media faggots and local radio hacks say, that makes a difference. Just ask Santana Moss and that Redskin defense who they'd rather face. The Giants are playing well, but they can be beat. You'll see. You'll all see.

Victory

No TV for Baylor vs. Aggie, so Comrade X had to make do with the radio broadcast by the unambiguously gay duo of Dave & Dave on the Aggie Jackhole Network. Looking for games to watch with the sound down, I came across Victory on Versus, which fit, with the Nazis all prancing around in their homo jackboots and the Aggies in theirs.

Baylor rolled the Ags 41-21 and it wasn't even that close as the Bears led 41-7 late, but then Baylor didn't have Hatch hanging around their necks like a 5foot 7inch anchor unlike those poor Allied P.O.W. chaps.

Columbus Crew Advances To One-Ball MLS Finals With 2-1 Win Over FC Chicago In EFC Title Game

Refs call game about three minutes after time expires.

CFB: The teams we follow

Another giant weekend in collegian football. Some the teams followed by the Deuce were in action, with mixed results:

Texas Technological: Looked dominant offensively and solid defensively. This Graham Harrell kid throws a spiral on every pass. Reminds me of myself in that regard....6 years ago. They've beaten ranked teams in con3cutive games, but 2 were at home. They now travel to Norman where only the Oklahoma State Aggies (Tech's victim Saturday) have ever beaten the Sooners in division play under BStoops. This is where we see if they are a title contender or just a really good BCS team.
Pennsylvania State: If you would have told me that PSU would beat OSU at Columbus, I would've thought, great, they're going undefeated! By the same token no one thought they would be as good as I did, so a one loss, BCS bid, top ten ranking is something I'll have to live with. They did, however let a title shot slip away, at the hands of fucking Iowa.
Austin Liberal Arts Longhorns: Still looming, still lurking, Texas did what they needed to do, and although some think they will be jumped by Florida in the BCS, they probably should still be third. Again, most people, including me, thought 2009 would be the title shot team, but this group has designs on 2008. Bama losing to Auburn or Florida, after Florida losing to FSU would put UT in a great position. Texas vs. Texas Tech for the title? WOW.
Baylor College of Dentistry: Future Top 5 pick and President of the United States RG III had a rough go against UT, but every game he plays in is worth the price of admission, as he does something awesome regardless of the competition. Remember Baylor fan, this is a process. Better days are ahead.

Cougar High and Texas Agricultural and Maroonic played, but we won't talk about that.

Steelers Dump Najeh Davenport

Growing tired of his crap Pittsburgh released their former No. 2 back even though he is quite a load, possibly because they need more of a scat back, but more likely because he had a tendency to loaf. So long, double double deuce.

TCU: Good news and bad news

TCU had a chance to go to a BCS game last night by beating Utah, and they dominated the game. They should have scored 30 and won easy. Instead, they missed 2 chip shot FGs, blew 2 easy TDs, and had 2 slow developing pass plays in the red zone that led to 2 10 yard plus loss sacks which took them out of range for 2 more FGs. Utah never led....until 47 seconds to go. Goodbye BCS. Head coach Gary Paterson has compiled a 62-25 record while at the helm, so one might think he would be in line for say, jobs like KSU, Clemson, etc. Well, TCU fan here's the breakdown:
The Good News: If you are worried about Patterson bolting for one of these BCS conference jobs, don't. Me and Guy Morriss aren't the only ones that think GPatterson is a wet blanket of a coach. He gets you close, then like Patroclus fighting the Trojans, he blows it.

The Bad News: If you are hoping Patterson will bolt for one of said BCS jobs, see the Guy Morriss, CM, Patroclus blast above.

Gary Patterson. He is and always will be an idiot.

William J. Kole: A Fucking Faggot

X posted a link titled: "It's cool to be an American again" or some shit, in the post below, which takes one to an article of the same title in the Charlotte Observer by William J. Kole. If you read the article, it speaks of how m'fuckers in Egypt, Austria, and Jordan are juiced about Obama's win, and that now Americans are no longer singled out for abuse when abroad. It also talks of how we (USA Americans) had to hide our identity, post 9-11, and claim to be Canadians or some other bullshit. Now that Obama is President elect, we can be proud again.......HEY WILLIAM KOLE: I NEVER STOPPED BEING PROUD, AND SINCE YOU CLAIMED TO BE CANADIAN BEFORE YESTERDAY'S ELECTION, YOU SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED BACK INTO THE USA, YOU MUTHERFUCKIN', GOTDAMN, PUSSIFIED, COCKSUCKING FAGGOTT!!! I sincerely hope, in a good way, that you die a horrible death. Thank you, and.....Good day!

Big Ben Gets Wally Pipped

Roethlisburger looked like shit until he left the game and Leftwich came in and played like Dennis Miller's famed Magic Man. Omar Epps doppleganger Mike Tomlin would be a Mike Epps level fool to go back to the crap Big Ben was rolling out there. You had a good run Ben. Time to accept it and think about coming to Dallas to back up Romo.

Ohhh, Erection Day.....Herro!

Just another day for KJ, but a fairly big deal stateside. Vote your conscience, people.