NERDS!!!!!

Disclaimer: Just like no one cares about fantasy football, the apathy towards gamers is off the chain.

Here's the latest on my Madden 2008 rebuilding project, The Houston Texans: I've converted the defense to a 4-3, gave up picks (a 2nd and 3rd rounder, plus Kailee Wong) to acquire Denver DE Jarvis Moss and Carolina CB Chris Gamble, to add some speed on the edge, and signed FA MLB Al Wilson, so I could move DeMeco Ryans to the out side. This has worked as the defense is extremely quick, and Mario Williams and Moss are the fastest DEs in the league. The offense has been very below average. The offensive line is old and mediocre, and Ahman Green is a fumbling, injury prone bastard. I'll revamp that area in the off season. Andre Johnson is the only bright spot, as Matt Schaub is average at best. At this rate I'll be picking high in the draft, as our record through 4 weeks is 1-3. I'll most likely have a fire sale at the trade deadline to acquire more picks and get out from under some bad contracts, as former GM Charley Casserly left this thing a complete mess. The Stevo can attest to that.

More updates to follow.

Prince Harry: Clearly not an English homo

Prince Harry, third in line to the throne of England and seemingly in a position to avoid hazardous military duty, is on the front lines in Afghanistan, handling his business. America clearly has what it takes to go it alone in the war on terror, but it sure does feel good having merry ol' England in the mix, not to mention the deployment of their best and brightest as pictured here. Hell, Harry was pissed that he didn't get to go to Iraq. Props to you Harry, and the U.K. as well, as obviously, they aren't paper mache'.

MCope: A Steeler, but a genius nontheless

The sports world mourns the passing of the great Myron Cope, who passed on today at the age of 79. A Pittsburgh icon, this cat was steel town through and through. Dropping Yiddish blasts such as "Yoi" and "Double Yoi" in his broadcasts, there was no one like this cat. Dudes like him and former Celtic great Johnny Most are coming along fewer and farther between nowadays. I still hate the Steelers, but as for Myron Cope, respect, cutty.

The ill Doochey: On Hiatus

The Deuce is on hiatus, if you have or more likely have not noticed, we'll be back in a hot minute.

Recruiting 2008 Buzz

http://www.buffstampede.com/ is reporting that California's Mr. Football and the nation's top RB prospect, has made up his mind and will announce tomorrow at 11:50 am CST where he is going to play. I have it on good authority that the "next LaDanian Thomlinson" will end up at Colorado. Scott's uncle plays WR for the Buffs, and kids usually go where they feel comfortable. Born in Florida, he spent some time in Texas, and played his high school ball in Cali, Scott has drawn favorable comparisons to LT, so this is quite a loss for the 'Horns. This combined with the fact that the OU cheaters...errr, Sooners have already signed the state's (Texas) top 3 players. Look for Notre Dame to be given the February national title with 3 5 star players and 17 4 star players. Florida, USC, LSU and OU round out the top 5, with UT somewhere around 10-12.

PATS LOSE!! PATS LOSE!! PATS LOSE!!! PATS LOSE!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! It's not that the Giants won.....It's that the Pats lost!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!! Here are a few of the notable losers that will never win a title:

Junior Seau - Your faggot Greek fisherman hat makes you look like a homo, and you'll never get that ring you wanted.....It's faaantastic!!!!

Dante Stallworth- You're a bum who has been relegated to being a third receiver (and not a very good one at that), and you never lived up to your potential....You'll always be an underacheiver!!!

Randy Moss - Clearly, you'll never win a title after being on the 1998 Vikes (15-1), who blew it, and now the 2007 Pats, 13 and 1/2 point favorites in the Bowl blow it, with you being the go-to guy...Mike Irvin, Jerry Rice, and yes KEYSHAWN JOHNSON have what you never will........... RINGS!!!!

Adalius Thomas - Ray Lewis was right about you, you're a coward, plain and simple...Enjoy being a losing loser without a title!!!!

In the words of Flounder in Animal House: BOY IS THIS GREAT!!!!!!